This is your fearless short stop here and I must say that there are several things I can say about Ms Carmichael with her magical flying cards and such but mostly in town they are talking about the recent fights between Susie and Nikolai , they have been really going at it with each other about old wounds.
Why are grown ups so strange? they can't seem to see when they are scarin' the smaller ones an' ah cant stand it any longer they have to stop! to me that is a important relationship for the kids to see and know that you can be with someone and be with each other  through thick an' thin!

The Teacher thing

Welcome, this is the epic Shortstop, yes it is I the  all ... cool. Wait what was I talking about oh whatever...
(My teacher found my diary and made me do this)
 This writing  is so dumb.
As I went to the sheriff, he told us to go and shoot the beast until it stoped moving. So then I took up my slingshot and got right under it. The beast smelled as if the milk in the inn had gone bad. That was new as well as the giant uh... club .that that's it, giant club hahaha right just so you don't think I'm bluffing this is a giant bird with arms.